What do you call berries playing the guitar?
A jam session.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are winter days great?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?