What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?