What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?