Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What does Santa order at the bar?