Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How is cat food sold?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?