What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do fleas travel?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?