What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?