Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why are goats so funny?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How does one gelatin greet another?