What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
A whee-bra!
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do termites go camping?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?