What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
A whee-bra!
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?