What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Have their car mowed.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?