Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
It's Crowded!
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?