How do cats make a birthday cake?
From scratch!
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How does a barber get to work?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?