How do cats make a birthday cake?
From scratch!
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How is cat food sold?