Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What is the loneliest cheese?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which relative loves rice?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How do automobiles fly?
What day is your mom always right?
How do you organize a space party?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do clowns go on vacation?