Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?