Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why are grandkids so great?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?