Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What car always breaks the rules?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why was the math book sad in winter?