What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which is the worst season?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?