What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?