What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Who invented fractions?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?