What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why is the beach so confident?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?