Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?