Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?