Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?