Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What kind of music do planets like?
How do you measure a millennial?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?