What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why is money so stubborn?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How can you farm during the winter?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?