What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the frog starve?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are cars magic?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?