What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Poultry seasoning.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What food is a man's best friend?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do cows wear bells?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?