Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's the noisiest food?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How do lawyers say goodbye?