Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
Why do rhinos charge?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where are average things manufactured?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?