What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do math teachers eat?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the loudest sport?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Are baby skunks cute?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?