What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do bees say in the summer?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why do cows wear bells?
What country has the most fish?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did one firefly say to the other?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How do you get kids to do something?
Which baseball player do fish root for?