What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What is the coolest country?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a goose's favorite book?