Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
It had been busy with blustery days.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What color are all the books in the library?