What sound does a witch's car make?
Broom broom!
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?