What sound does a witch's car make?
Broom broom!
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What says: oom oom oom?