What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which subject has two parts?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why was the spider so smart?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Can February March?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why was the cat so small?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?