Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do bees gossip?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the confused bee say?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a car's favorite TV show?