What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?