Why are bankers so good at American politics?
It's a system of checks and balances!
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How do fleas travel?
What kind of bird can write?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?