Why are bankers so good at American politics?
It's a system of checks and balances!
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's black and white and red all over?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call octopus twins?