What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Cowboom!
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
