Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Mount Olive.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do bees chew?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?