Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Mount Olive.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is the definition of Robin?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?