What is the unluckiest type of cat?
A catastrophe.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?