What is the unluckiest type of cat?
A catastrophe.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
How does dinner smell?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?