Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's a watch's eldest relative?