Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?