What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Britney Spears.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?