Which type of dog is great at drawing?
A goldendoodle.
Which plant has the best roar?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?