What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?