How did the vampire start his letter?
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What did the sick chicken say?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do mice need oiling?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a sad latte?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where do horses reside?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do bees gossip?