What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?