What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the snake cross the road?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?