If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How does a squid go into battle?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where does mist apply for a loan?