Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
A book just fell on my head.
How are teens like cats?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why was the fish so smart?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?