Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?