Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Shoutout to my grandma!