What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
The seventh-inning stretch.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?