What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?