What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why was the mime upset?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do bees gossip?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?