What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
A Sasquatch.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What bird is losing its hair?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are cars magic?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What shape has a knighthood?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?