What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?