What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How are mountains able to see?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do bees buzz?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do fish do at parades?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Which condiment adds the most kick?