What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Slush puppies.
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a forklift?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where do stars go to college?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?