What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's a bear's favorite movie?