What type of animal does well in the cold?
A brrrrrrrrrrr-d.
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?