What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do frogs get to work?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?