What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What game do bats excel at?