Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Bee-thoven.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?