What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What are baby potatoes called?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How do billboards talk?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do cows go on the weekend?