What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What vegetables make the best music?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?