What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Bananas. They are known for their splits.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What siblings are always sad?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?